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The Sorriest Mercedes S-Class You'll Ever See

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Let me set the scene; it's 11pm and the Triple-C Racing boys had just arrived in Amsterdam, NY. After checking into a dumpy motel, we set off in search of a hoon-able empty lot. We were drawn, almost magnetically, towards a large multilevel parking garage.

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It was totally empty, save for this decrepit S-Class. The car looked like someone just parked it and walked away. Or stole it, parked it, and walked away. So many questions; how long has it been there, who's it registered to, and are they dead?

Sitting on the floor with a deflated air suspension, it looked like the car had a good bit of mold growing inside, but the tires still had air. There's a certain beauty to decomposition, and this S-Class quite perfectly encapsulates that aesthetic.

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Last two photos taken by Aaron Brown

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